France, Venezuela Flirt with Membership in Axis of Evil

Say it ain’t so!  John McCain’s newfound ally and linchpin in his plan to Contain Spain, France, has announced its intention to help Venezuelan Strongman Hugo Chavez go NUCLEAR!  And that is not all my friends; it seems that France is urging Venezuela to commit a most despicable act: Diplomacy with Iran.  This must not be allowed to happen, my friends.

Rest Assured My friends, there is one man we can trust to meet this ominous new challenge, and that man is John McCain.

These nuclear ambitions and this dalliance with Diplomacy is a Threat and a grave risk to America.

Here is John’s Plan to stop this impending peril: First France must be persuaded to join The Awesome League of Democracies and dedicate itself to Confronting Spain.  

Second France must Repudiate Venezuelan Madman Hugo Chavez. Third, and most importantly, there must be no Diplomacy. 

John McCain will lecture France until they fall into line. Diplomacy, you see, is for the weak willed.  

We must not shrink from confronting this challenge, My Friends.  We have seen a Franco-Spanish Alliance before and terror reigned on the high seas. We must not let it come to pass again.