Sunday, August 31, 2008

womyn hatin meets its match

Juan Williams Hates Womyn:

Check this out. NPR and Fox News guy is a hardcore womyn hatah for not getting on board with the Palin Pick in June 2008.

KRISTOL: That's my -- I'm moving from [Louisiana Gov. Bobby] Jindal to Palin. I'm being even bolder. She's fantastic, yeah. You know, she was the point guard on the Alaska state championship high school basketball team in 1982. She could take Obama one-on-one on the court. Be fantastic.

Anyway, I do think -- I actually think Sarah Palin would be a great vice presidential pick, and it would be interesting to actually -- to have a woman on the Republican ticket after Hillary Clinton has come so close and failed on the Democratic side.

JUAN WILLIAMS (National Public Radio correspondent and Fox News contributor): Well, I think -- how about Colin Powell on the McCain ticket? Don't you think that would be a winner?

KRISTOL: No, no, no.

WILLIAMS: No?

KRISTOL: That's, again, misogynist thinking. You're not --

WILLIAMS: Misogynist thinking?

KRISTOL: I think you've got to go for the gold here with Sarah Palin.

Apparently Neocon job artist Wee Willy Kristol is hardcore down with feminism and calls out the black dude as an anti-womynist for promoting Colin Powell for VP. Imagine that.

Breaking News

CNN is broadcasting a statement by George Bush from FEMA Headquarters.

He will forgo the GOP convention (to the relief of McCain) and go instead to Texas to oversee relief efforts. He is on the job.

No word on Brownie's whereabouts yet.

UPDATE: This just in from FoxNews Sunday: John McCain announces that in Sarah Palin he has a new "partner and soul mate." Looks like he is abandoning his experience meme in favor of a change theme.

Just Drill Baby

Drill, Drill, Drill. Now I got no problem with more drilling for more oil and the good jobs that come as a result of it. But drilling is not gonna solve our energy independence problems.

The fact of the matter is that we could put oil wells in every back yard in America, in every open space, in every national park and wild life refuge and still not drill our way anywhere near energy independence.

These are facts.

So the next time someone says Drill Here, Drill Now, say that this will solve only between 3-5 percent of the problem and not produce any oil for 7-10 years. Then ask how he would solve the other 95% of the problem. If this person can’t do this and if he's a wingnut ideologue he can't, hand him a nickel, pat him on the back and tell him thanks for his help.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Three Times The Lady - Three Times the Wingnut

In defense of Sarah Palin, one of the sharpest tools in the shed is on the job. This would be none other than Captain Ed.

Believe it or not, none of the various critiques making their way through the series of tubes hold any water, according to Ed. They are all either wrong or dead wrong.

And more than that, Palin is perfect. And her government experience works to John and Sarah's advantage. See, Sarah's 20 months as Governor is a strength not a weakness because apparently it gives her 3 times the experience of Barrack Obama.
Before starting his bid, he had a grand total of less than 150 days in session in the Senate. Palin, on the other hand, has run her state for more than triple that time.
I'll wait for judgment on this pick. She may be a cross between Harriet Miers and Dan Quayle or may be a solid and competent pick. But Ol'Ed has the same info as I do but is ready to jump off the deep end or at least cancel his viagra prescription.

Update: Captain Ed apparent did not check with Karl Rove regarding the proper and appropriate levels of experience required to be named VP. Quoteth Kommrade Karl:
“With all due respect again to Governor Kaine, he’s been a governor for three years, he’s been able but undistinguished,” Rove said. “I don’t think people could really name a big, important thing that he’s done. He was mayor of the 105th largest city in America.

Again, with all due respect to Richmond, Virginia, it’s smaller than Chula Vista, California, Aurora, Colorado, Mesa or Gilbert, Arizona, North Las Vegas or Henderson, Nevada. It’s not a big town. So if you were going to pick Governor Kaine, it would be an intensely political choice where he said, you know what,”
I guess by using Kommrade Karl's logic Sarah Palin would be utterly unqualified and an intensively political choice. She was mayor of the 10105th largest city. It is smaller than..... well name some place. Virginia is a growing mid sized state while Alaska comes in at 49th and is bathed in oil wealth. So who is right Captain Ed or Kommrade Karl?

The diagnosis of the state of greater Wingnuttia is obvious. WE NEED BETTER WINGNUTS. The ones we got don't work properly.

FURTHER UPDATE: Apparently the cautious dead tree journalists are not going to wait for more info o this Lady. They are down with the desperation meme. On the surface it feels like they are on to something.

I really feel a one term pledge coming up by John.

Liberalism comes to the Desert

Bedouin Nomads are Liberals

Who knew? But a pretty obvious conclusion, when you think about it.  Otherwise they wouldn’t be falling for all this global warming nonsense, right?

"Thanks to drought and increasing Israeli security restrictions on where they can wander, their nomadic lifestyle, which predates the birth of Christ, is likely to die out within a generation.
Lack of rainfall over the past three years, thought by some to be due to climate change, is gradually rendering many already sparse grazing lands unusable for their flocks of goats and sheep."
Much more than this, Bedouins have to be hardcore liberals if they are willing to give up their way of life just to promote the myth of Global Warming.  Sad.

Friday, August 29, 2008

On Veeps

It seems to me, that McCain probably didn't do his campaign any favors today by selecting Sarah Palin for the Veep. About all we really know about her is that:
1) she is a Republican of the Western Variety;
2) she was a beauty queen and McCain likes fmr beauty queens;
3) she is from Alaska;
4) she is new to elected office; and
5) she has not been indicted yet.
When I mention the indictment issue, it is striking how many Alaskan Republicans are targets of corruption related investigations. You see in Alaska you have the toxic combination of one party rule and oil wealth in a backwater. With human nature being such as it is, one thing leads to another and lack of accountability coupled with power and politics leads to temptation.

With Sarah, a new commodity on the political scene, her weakness is inexperience. However this weakness may be just the shield to keep away the taint that infects so many Alaska Republicans. Has hadn't had time for the corruption to rub off. So I am betting that she'll be indictment free through this election season.

Still don't know much to pass judgment on this pick, excepting the fact that John McCain is a man of High Mileage and Advanced Years. Sarah, in John McCain's dark world, is not the one to be staring down Vlad the Putin, should circumstances dictate.

Does anyone smell a one-term pledge?

Now with Biden, we have a man of worldly experience, skill and expertise. Not exactly where you'd think Obama would have gone with the pick due to change theme. Why be wedded with Washington now when you are promising to change it later? But with circumstances being what they are and with John McCain pounding the war drum at every opportunity, the pick makes good sense.

John McCain's dark world vision aside, world affairs will lurch toward the chaotic and the fucked up from time to time. And the perception of Biden's breadth and touch can't do much other than to benefit Obama in the coming months.

My two cents on the Veepstakes.

I will miss Willard Milton Romney. Let's hope he does something real stupid to kep in the news before he starts his run for 2012.

Born on Third Then Stole Second

Quote of the Week:
George W Bush was born on third base thinking he hit a triple. Then he stole second.
Shorter version of John McCain:
When asked about George Bush’s decision to take America back to second base from third, John McCain has consistently voiced his support for Bush’s decision. Not only does he support Bush 100%, McCain vows to stay the course and take America back to first base and steal it if he has to.

Willard Sighting?

Anyone seen Willard Milton Romney lurking around Dayton?

GOP Partisans in Ohio might want to watch Mittens carefully, when he spends a lot of time in a particular State, Gay Marriage becomes legal there.

UPDATE: Word on the Street is that the AK and MN Govs are at home today. Huck says it is not going to be him and he can't tell a lie lest he be struck by a bolt of lightning.

Could the VP be JoeMentum or maybe Phony Phred Thompson? It can't be some wet-behind the ears whippersnapper.

FoxNews says it is not going to be Mittens. But consider the source. People love Mittens and there may be riots if he is not picked.

FURTHER UPDATE: Speculation has returned to Alaska Gov Palin, (R - Not indicted, yet). Palin, a cantankerous young whippersnapper, has been outed by media sources as the VP pick.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Oh Condi, what happened?

When Candidate George Bush Junior sent Condi Rice out to attack Bill Clinton in October of 2000, this is what she said:
"The Kosovo war was conducted incompetently, in part because the administration's political goals kept shifting and in part because it was not, at the start, committed to the decisive use of military force. That President Clinton was surprised at MiloŠevic's tenacity is, well, surprising. If there is any lesson from history, it is that small powers with everything to lose are often more stubborn than big powers, for whom the conflict is merely one among many problems. The lesson, too, is that if it is worth fighting for, you had better be prepared to win. Also, there must be a political game plan that will permit the withdrawal of our forces -- something that is still completely absent in Kosovo."
And:
The president must remember that the military is a special instrument. It is lethal, and it is meant to be. It is not a civilian police force. It is not a political referee. And it is most certainly not designed to build a civilian society. Military force is best used to support clear political goals, whether limited, such as expelling Saddam from Kuwait, or comprehensive, such as demanding the unconditional surrender of Japan and Germany during World War II. It is one thing to have a limited political goal and to fight decisively for it; it is quite another to apply military force incrementally, hoping to find a political solution somewhere along the way. A president entering these situations must ask whether decisive force is possible and is likely to be effective and must know how and when to get out.
And Condi concludes here remarks with this sentence:
"America can exercise power without arrogance and pursue its interests without hectoring and bluster. When it does so in concert with those who share its core values, the world becomes more prosperous, democratic, and peaceful. That has been America's special role in the past, and it should be again as we enter the next century."
This is not from the Onion. I didn’t make this up. More here.

Corruption Watch - Alaska showdown

Alaska Senator Stevens (R) has won his primary challenge the other day but still faces felony corruption charges. So he's not outta the woods yet.

While his compadre, Alaska Representative Don “Coconut Road” Young (R) of “Bridge to Nowhere” Fame, who has not been indicted yet, remains a handful of votes ahead of his primary challenger with one precinct left to report as the vote tally winds down.

Numbers can be accessed here through the series of tubes right to your screen!

K-Lo Heart Mittens and defends .....Craig?

K-Lo still fantasizes about Mittens. I wonder how many mindless one sentence posts she has shared with us about her MittCrush. Huge waste of pixels if you ask me.

And what is with this quip Inappropriate Breakfast Talk:
On Morning Joe, David Gregory just raised the question of a Republican vice-presidential contender's sexual orientation. I think everyone's been on-air and working too long this week.”
Surely this speculation ain’t about Mittens. Could McCain’s Veep-Search turned to a Senator from Idaho maybe? K-Lo must be referring to Larry Craig since it is a well known fact that Republicans are not Gay, have never been Gay or never will be Gay. This Speculation has then gotta be about Craig and his entrapment charge in St. Paul, home of the GOP Convention. Hmmmm, I know Craig is scheduled to show up in St. Paul to try to appeal this travesty of justice next week. Could it be …..McCain/Craig 08? IDK.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Bob Ain't Smiling Now

This 100 Million Dollar Scam pitched on TV by "Smiling Bob" for natural male enhancement is next to hilarious.

The dood who makes Enzyte, Steve Warshak, just got sentenced to 25 years for Fraud. And to think, we have this guy (and his competitors) to thank for so much spam these days. So if I was a creationist, I’d use the fact that Warshak is going to prison for 25 years as proof of the existence of God. It might not cut down on any spam, and he’s not going to jail due to spam, but its close enough for me to argue a case of divine poetic justice.

Well anyway here is how this guy ran the Scam.

  • Step One Advertise fake product on Television.
  • Step Two: Get Credit Card Numbers and sign’em up for monthly billing.
  • Step Three: Refuse to cancel monthly payment when customer found out the stuff was fake.
  • Step Four: Rely on the Customer to be too embarrassed to make a BIG deal out of it.
  • Step Five: Repeat, Repeat, Repeat on the way to $100M.
I wonder if there are any unsatisfied customers in prison who were screwed over by this scam and may now want to give Warshak a piece of their ……… mind.

Quote of the Day

When Mike Huckabee answered a question from Limbaugh today about the contingency plans for potential Hurricane landings during the GOP convention, we get the Quote of the Day:
"We’ll send in Pat Robertson and have him pray it off shore."

U R Jean Yusses

Who knew.

blog readability test


It'll most likely be back down several levels soon. There is plenty of wingnuttery out there to mock.

Quote of the Decade?

Michael Dukakis:

"I owe the American people an apology"

“If I had beaten the old man you’d of never heard of the kid and you wouldn’t be in this mess. So it’s all my fault and I feel that very, very strongly.”

Well, he most likely is correct. Had he won in 1988, the half-witted son of George Senior would most likely be running his fifth or sixth family-friend’s business into the ground or perhaps selling used cars somewhere in West Texas these days.

But while we woulda been saved from George Junior, I have a feeling that the clever son, Jeb(!) woulda/coulda slowly risen to some level of prominence and maybe, just maybe might have had a shot at a higher office in his own right. But you never know. And this still may happen. John McCain could still tab Jeb(!)

John/Jeb08….the third Bush is the Charm.

McCain's Summer Reading list

Is it worth checking out what's on John McCain's summer reading list days?

If you do you'll find he is re-reading "The Return of History and the End of Dreams," by McCain Campaign Adviser and Neoconservative Writer Robert Kagan. And you'll find a dark vision for America's future.

In The Return of History, The End of Dreams, Kagan outlines a world that has returned to the dark power politics of the 19th century. Now some may think "Freedom is on the March," but they'd be wrong. Freedom and liberal democracy are not on the March, but rather Western Civilization is facing a new struggle and a potential death struggle with the rising forces of Autocracy.

Though some thought that with the fall of Soviet Communism, European Nations would capitalize on a peace dividend and turn away from the pursuit and practice of hard power and toward the use of cooperative soft power. This would be accomplished through the creation and strengthening of the European Union and International Law and Institutions. Russia would be invited into the European Order and would be co-opted to eventually join the new peaceful order. China and India would benefit from globalization and increasing connectivity with the New World Order. In this unipolar world with America as the sole benevolent super power preserving the peace and with growing economic connectivity, the World would get smaller, it would flatten and War among Great Powers would become a thing of the past.

But this was all an illusion.

You see what was old is now once again new. Might Makes right. Power is law, Power creates order, and the Powerful seek the Permanent Perpetuation of their Power. The Strong will do what they will and the weak will suffer as they must.

We learn, however, that when the Soviet Empire collapsed, the threat posed to the world's liberal democracies did not collapse as well. True, Communist dominion was no longer feared. There was only one superpower instead of two and the mulitipolar world had become a unipolar world. But Nature abhors a vacuum and with the collapse of Soviet power and influence, this vacuum would be filled by new powers. The threat has merely transformed, we are told, to a new ominous challenge.

The world has now become divided into the forces of Liberal Democracy and those of Autocracy. Great Powers, democracies and autocracies, are rising and will seek places of respect in the new international order. America would still be a super power but will be challenged by other Great Powers, China and Russia for instance, through a system of secret treaties and alliances akin to the Great Power Politics of the 19th century. What was old, say hyper nationalism for example, would become new again. And the dreams for a new world order, a peaceful world order, European dreams, Emmanuel Kant's dreams, have been shattered.

The year is now 1914.

But there is hope we learn in another Kagan book Of Paradise and Power. Fortunately for the sake of Humanity, it is The United States and, to a lesser extent, fellow practitioners of Liberal Democracy that still constitutes the Strong and can and must confront the rising Great Powers. You see the Strong and the weak view the world and risks differently. The strong are less likely to tolerate a risk and more likely to confront as risk.

“A man armed with only a knife may decide that a bear prowling the forest is a tolerable danger, in as much as the alternative, hunting the bear armed only with a knife, is actually riskier than lying low and hoping the bear never attacks. The same man armed with a rifle, however, will likely make a different calculation of what constitutes a tolerable risk. Why should he risk being mauled to death if he doesn’t have to?"

From Of Paradise and Power, by John McCain adviser and Neoconservative writer Robert Kagan.

And thus armed not with a knife but with a rifle and through this position of strength, the Strong can promote Universal Values if not impose those values on peoples of far flung regions throughout the globe. It is reasonable for the strong to wish to do this.

Eternal vigilance and the willingness to use immoral means to promote moral goals is the price of freedom. Or rather putting it a little more refined: among civilized chaps we will follow civilized rules, but when in the jungle the League of Democracy must take advantage of all the laws of the jungle. With much of the world constituting the foreboding jungle it is all together appropriate for the Strong to do as it will, to make the world safe for Universal Values to endure and expand.........FORCEFULLY when and if necessary.

So as we follow McCain's foreign policy pronouncements and read the words of his intimates, we see that the world we knew though the 1990s was as good as it gets, so they'd say. We are told that America can do no better, we can be no more secure than what we were in the PAST. And a long slow decline, a collapse, or more favorably treading water is the way of the future as the Western Liberal Democracies will constantly be challenged the Great Autocratic Powers for dominion. We learn that the use of immoral means to achieve moral objectives is justified and is to be embraced.

In this world today, once more it is time to choose sides. Are you with us or are you against us. History has returned and the days of Dreams of creating a world that could someday know peace have faded to black..... in John McCain's world view.

And that is why it is important to know just what John McCain is reading.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Understanding Neoconservatism, Understanding John McCain.....

.......Continuing

I’ve been posting on some of the tenets underlying the ideology of Neoconservatism. John McCain is a faithful adherent to Neoconservatism. It is an Ideology that dominates his world view and girds is foreign policy pronouncements. When seeking to understand John McCain and this neoconservative world view it is helpful to visit the Kosovo Crises from the 1990s and its move toward independence.

You see, it is Kosovo, and not so much Iraq, that orients a central tenet in today’s Neoconservatism. Doesn’t seems to make sense, I know, but we’ll get there. With Kosovo, neoconservatives note a divergence between Western Democracies and authoritarian regimes like Russia and China. Simply put Authoritarian powers saw NATO involvement within a province (Kosovo) of a recognized sovereign state (Serbia) as a dangerous precedent. And if NATO could interject its power into the internal affairs of that sovereign state over an internal matter, would it look to project power into the internal affairs of other sovereign powers, like you know who? NATO’s becoming enmeshed in the internal affairs of the province of Kosovo, a neoconservative will note, incentivized Authoritarian Regimes to look to each other for support and assistance lest they be next.

It’s a classic us vs them scenario they got cooking. It is a zero-sum power struggle where if your country ain’t on top its gonna get screwed for sure.

Back to the lesson plan. Kosovo showed Russia and China that the strong do whatever they want and the weak suffer what they must. So it’s best to be strong and watch your back, right? But where these neconjob artists go astray is that man has other motivations for his behavior above and beyond screwing over others that don’t look and act like him. So here's your central tenet: Power is like oxygen, everybody has to have it. If you got it, you can breathe, if your nearest neighbor that don’t look, think or act like you doesn’t got it, he’s toast.

John McCain is 72 years old, and you’d think he’d have the wisdom and maturity not to fall pray to Neoconservative ideologists. But I guess there are suckers born every minute.

Anyway here is your headline of the day: Georgia and Kosovo: A Single Intertwined Crisis. Go check it out if you want some more background on Kosovo and the Russo-Georgian Conflict. And it is worth noting again, that those who squealed the loudest about pre-emption in the present instant are those who promoted pre-emption themselves.

Friends in Low Places

Congressman Tom Price: Rocket Scientist, Wingnut and RedState Scholar.

While running the House of Representatives over a twelve year period under a Majority of the Majority Mandate, House Republican offered energy policies crafted by Enron and other industry insiders. And now with the Republican energy policy (brought to you in part by Enron) in tatters, we see gas prices skyrocketing, oil prices defying explanation and Congressman Tom again offering simple solutions to complex problems.

But the real outrage today is not Republican incompetence or neglect, it is rather that the Democrats are running the House of Representatives and that he and his friends are not taken seriously anymore. Wonder why.

With any luck, several more of his friends are gonna get layoff notices on the first Tuesday in November.

Ve have vays of making you talk....

Check this out about the days of yore – WW1's secret weapon: a friendly chat. Apparently, you can catch more flies with honey.

“We have ways of making you talk, but they do not involve a bright light, dripping tap or thumbscrews. Instead a cordial German welcome, complete with cigarettes and a chat about mutual acquaintances, helped to elicit crucial information from British soldiers taken captive during the Battle of the Somme……

'The British expected to be beaten and shot, but this very rarely happened. Instead the initial questioning was very mild and persuasive. The Germans were interested in building up a picture of what made the British tick. They asked some initial questions, then gave the prisoner a coffee and cigar, then turned the conversation to militarily irrelevant details. In this relaxed stage, a lot of military information did leak out’.”

Seems that the Germans really coulda used Abu Gonzales, Dick Cheney and some dog leashes. Maybe they wouldn’t have lost that War. Or maybe not.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Losers - Fake News

Fox does Denver is a joke.

Willy Kristol on Fox News is a douchebag. Everybody knows this.

Meaning, his Fox persona is so lame. People gotta know that every other word outta his mouth is disingenuous. It is hard to believe that so many people fall for his BS.

And not to mention Cam Cameron is tool.

Update: Nicole Devinish-Wallace and McCain Spokeswoman is on CNN parroting the Fox talking points from earlier tonite on Michelle Obama's speech. I (F)'ing dentically. Who woulda thunk that the Fox talking heads would sound identical to McCain Spokeswoman? Unbelievable coincidence, its gotta be anyway. Not.

FURTHER UPDATE: This is why I call out Wingnuttery. You gotta beat shit down.

Bush adopts new Russia Policy

Since preemption didn't work very well for Georgia, Bush has adopted a new Russia Policy and Advises Allies Not To Border Russia:
"The United States stands by its allies, but will not be able to defend our friends in the region if they continue to share geographical lines with Russia," Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said at a Monday press conference. "We also recommend that those nations who may not border Russia but were once a part of the USSR immediately cease and desist from having had that history with the Soviet Union." Rice later pledged financial aid to the victims of devastating flooding in the West African nation of Togo, effective upon the country first meeting the stipulation of removing itself from under water.
Not sure how this will work for Countries that currently do border Russia, however.

It could be true. You never know with these guys.

Wingnuttery and when the Bear Attacks

Some Hardcore Wingnuttery here, man, complete with references to 1914 and 1938. This dood likens the Awesome New Cold War to a game of Poker. Every hand is a potential winner, you see. Checking out Wingnut’s analogy that the New Cold War is just a game of poker, I guess the Russo-Georgian conflict could be explained as follows:

  • We was just Bluffing.
  • Putin called the Bluff and won the pot, South Osettia that is.
  • Time to deal another hand.

But in the real world we see that there are problems with this analogy.

  • First, Wingnut is dead broke, not just morally or intellectually, but he has no Coin and is playing on Credit or with other peoples money;
  • Second, he ain’t gonna be allowed to sit in on another hand because he has no Juice; and
  • Third, when Wingnut’s credit runs out and other people stop paying his debts, he risks getting a kneecapping.

Anyway RedState and acts of stupidity aren't exactly strangers. I'm sure we'll be visiting them again.

Daydream Believers

Neocon Fantasies: Proxy Wars on the Russian Frontier, the New Cold War and our New-Old Adversary

The only thing that the frontline states can count on is their own willingness to fight for independence. But willingness alone is not enough. They also need the means to fight, and at the moment they don't have them. We have already seen how the tiny Georgian armed forces -- with fewer than 30,000 men -- were routed by the Russian invaders (emphasis mine).

Uh….no shit Sherlock. Poking a hungry bear with a sharp stick can earn you a mauling. And if you launch a pre-emptive attack against the Bear and your Army has fewer than 30,000 men, you are a fool.

What gets ignored is that Georgia, although a small country (population: 4.6 million), has the potential to do far more for its defense. According to the CIA's World Factbook, Georgia has over 900,000 men between the ages of 16 and 49. It could easily create a larger military force than it has, but that would require spending more on defense. By the CIA's estimate, its defense budget was just 0.59% of GDP in 2005.

Georgia's military spending has grown in recent years, but not Eastern Europe's. According to the International Institute of Strategic Studies, only one country in Eastern Europe spends more than 2% of GDP on defense. That would be Bulgaria at 2.2%. Romania is in second place at 1.9%, followed by Poland at 1.8%. Nor do these countries maintain large standing forces. Poland has 7.9 million males of military age but only 127,266 active-duty personnel in its armed forces. Hungary could mobilize 1.9 million men but has only 32,300 in uniform. Bulgaria has 1.3 million potential soldiers but only 40,747 actual soldiers. And so on.

Now if Saakashvili and the rest would just draft everyone between the ages of 16 and 49 they’d have a bitching kick ass supersized force to claim South Osettia and March on Moscow!

A Whole Nother Kinda Stupid

Check out this slap down of the Bush/McCain/Cheney axis of incompetence. The 3 amigos are stuck in the past, so it seems. The Russo-Georgian Conflict demonstrates this sad fact quite pointedly. When confronted with a new challenge for a new day, these old men give you old answers. Step One: witness Feith Award Nominee, Georgian President Saakashvili, attempting to declare war between NATO and Russia by his bonehead play for South Osettia. Step Two: witness John McCain, rushing to declare Russia part of the New Axis of Evil. Step Three: let’s bumble into another mess!

"We were tapped before Russia and Georgia went at it: Witness President Bush's efforts to "sue for peace" with every rogue regime out there. Now we're making ourselves more strategically irrelevant than ever because a military superpower that takes on all to defend all is too easily exhausted and thus more feasibly defeated by smaller powers.

Osama bin Laden must be laughing all the way to his cave tonight. Nothing suits his long-term interests better than renewed East-West tension. When the next 9/11 happens, and the inevitable questions arise, it won't be enough to say, "But we were busy making the Caucasus safe from Russian imperialism."

Iran's leadership must also be feeling pretty good right now. Although Moscow has no desire to see Iran armed with nuclear weapons, Western attempts to punish and isolate Russia will push Putin to make any alliances possible. I wonder if Israel feels South Ossetia was worth it".

But the First Cold War was so awesome that it deserves syndication like old episodes of Seinfeld. Right? No, wrong answer:

"Let me tell you about some things we can say goodbye to once we re-start the Cold War.

Say goodbye to a strategic alliance with China. As a fellow autocracy, it'll get swept up in the us-versus-them mania.

Say goodbye to India, too. It didn't kowtow our way in the first Cold War, either.

Finally, say goodbye to capturing the ideological flag of that rapidly expanding world middle class - the real strategic prize out there. Arguably the greatest potential force for spreading democracy around the planet, we'll end up antagonizing that, too."

What’s that old saying in Texas and/or Tennessee?

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

Bumbling into Iraq, fool me once. And now a bumbling McCain now wants to fool you again.

Update: Here is a real Brain Trust in action: Cheney heads out to hang with Saakashvili. Maybe he’ll give this wet-behind-the-ears-hothead a lesson on Pre-emption. Awesome!

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Bush Agrees to Withdraw

Bush finally agrees to Time Table for withdrawal in Iraq.

Reports are that he is set to reverse course and pull his head out of his ass any day now.

This is a promising development for The Decider.

All in the Family

The Pakistan Peoples Party has nominated Asif Ali Zardari, widower of former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, as its candidate in elections for president.

Zardari, known as Mr. Ten Percent, for the way his bank account would mysteriously ratchet up after his participation in various government deals, may be our new partner in the region.

Wonder what he'd be willing to do for 11%. I think we might find out.

Gas around the World

Check out Gas Prices around the world. Turns out, Gas Prices are worse in other countries. Italians and Turks are shelling out big bux. And course, here is another reason to make fun France and its high gas prices.


Say, Mitt Romney’s adopted home is France, I think. Is it not? But he definitely speaks French. As memory recalls, wasn’t Mittens in France during the Vietnam War learning to speak French?

Friday, August 22, 2008

Max Out

Was pretty much maxed out today. Too busy to think of anything interesting to post. It happens. Good day nonetheless. But nothing stupid probably happened today to mock. Maybe.

Next week is looking bad too. Got all sorts of things going down next week, all at the same time. There may be something too stupid to pass up posting pixels on. We shall see. The Sound of Stupid doesn't
usually stay silent for long.

UPDATE: Ain't dead yet. If Wackmadineajihad was planning to blow up the world today he is slow on the draw. Fucking Loser.

End of Times

It was on this date in History, i.e., August 22, 2006, that Islamic Scholar Bernard Lewis suggested that Mamoud Ahmadinejad would Destroy the World.

Yep, a scholar whose works are, as Dick Cheney has noted, essential reading, wrote in the Wall Street Journal that Ahmadinejad intended to end the world 2 years ago on this day. Lewis who was awarded a National Humanities Metal by President Bush later in 2006, was apparently was mistaken.

I know what you are thinking today is also August 22nd, maybe Bernard Lewis was off a year or TWO. Perhaps we should go to purple alert or maybe Lewis is a hardcore wingnut who was trying to manipulate the Public Will through the use of Fear.

You Decide.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Condi: a fallen woman.

Quote for the Day:

"Cowardly surrendercrat Condoleezza Rice and Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki agree to timetable for withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq."

Question for the Day: When did Condi switch sides to the terrorists and start hating America?

THREATDOWN: EMP Edition, August 21, 2008

This new THREATDOWN is sure to scare Neocons in general and wingnuts in particular: Electromagnetic Pulse Attacks coming to a city near you! So here is your new Threatdown for today:

Iran Nuclear EMP attacks using new high altitude space rockets using a series of small freighters off US coast line. This disrupts communications and shuts down key electronic systems (allowing blue-helmeted Union troops to pour over the border into Montana… OK I am making this up about the blue-helmeted UN shock troops invading Montana, they may invade elsewhere along the border).

But on a serious note let us hear from
the experts:








And:










OK. This report and others show that the United States and other Western Democracies face a number of potential vulnerabilities. This is just one of the many ways a determined adversary could attack the world's remaining Superpower (but at least the Testimony, above, has the Iranians using modern freighters rather than balsa wood remote controlled planes like Saddam was supposedly planning to do to attack us within 45 minutes notice).

But what is also clear is that the way to face potential threats, like this one, is not by running from crisis to crisis with a flyswatter* and issuing threats to potential foes and potential allies alike. There are just too many potential threats to be addressed in this manner.

But this is the approach of the Bush/McCain/Cheney axis. Race from crisis to crisis. Talk tough but issue hollow threats. The Russo-Georgian crisis is just an example of incompetent bluster backed up with counterproductive threats. War with Russia suggested a hot tempered McCain… well maybe war not but our response will be serious says a cooled off McCain. One after another, threat after threat and on it goes.

Isn’t it time to capitalize on America’s Strengths and reinforce an international system of checks, treaties, intelligence measures and global institutions that can address potential risks? Every intersection of where limitless access to technology meets rogue and extremist actors can’t be crushed by military force. If this was true, we’d have to bomb London, Berlin, or other cities where nefarious plots are hatched. Clearly, this is off the table.

See, technology empowers you and me and like minded individuals to collaborate and communicate ideas all in an effort to advance of knowledge (over the series of tubes that form the internets). But the same types of technology that empower growth and innovation is also increasingly available to mischief makers. So how do you harness the power and the exponential effect of 100s of Millions of people making free decisions every day affecting commerce, technology, communication, art, science, and religion while at the same time limiting the ability of those who would use technology in the pursuit of belligerence or terrorism? It is a pretty difficult dilemma.

Anyway, with the Threatdown of the day, Iranian freighters, advanced missile technology, and EMP’s, what do you do to address this seemingly remote and future threat? Do we do the status quo as we have, i.e., going from crisis to crisis, issuing threats and backing these threats up with George Bush style incompetence?

Seems time to try something else, maybe like by using our Power, Pragmatism and Principles at the same time.
After all we have tried Strong and Wrong (and sometimes Stupid). The results are there for all to see. Why not remember our Principles again? Eight years have been an all too long parting of the ways.


* I don’t swat flies. This was Bush’s excuse use for inattention to Al Qaeda pre-9/11.

UPDATE: While making fun of wingnuts and neocons yesterday, I was wondering what they were rambling on about concerning the new Space capable Iranian missile. Now we know.

Perils of Sockpuppetry

Report just out - Mitt Romney: John McCain Doesn’t Speak For John McCain. I Speak for John McCain.

Whaaaat? I guess we got some sockpuppetry going on today.

Now I know that Maliki doesn’t speak for Maliki. John McCain speaks for Maliki. Maliki understands when US forces should leave Iraq but is unable to clearly express himself. So John McCain helps out by saying Maliki does not speak for Maliki, I do.

But at the same time if Romney Speaks for McCain, does this really mean that Romney speaks for Maliki, too. I know that Williard Milton Romney is weaselly bastard and is often for and against an issue at the same time, this has its rhetorical benefits. But I don't know if John wants Mittens using him as a hand puppet.

My two cents.

Cash Poor - HOUSE RICH !

Uh-Oh! I hate it when this happens, don’t you?

Someone asks you how many houses you own and you forget how many. It happened to John McCain recently. But looking on the bright side, if you asked this question to those meeting John’s definition of the average middle class taxpayer, i.e., someone earning $5 Million or less per year, I bet John wouldn’t be alone in his befuddlement.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Neocon Beatdown - Russia Edition

The Cut away of the Day is a (fmr?) NeoCon vs. Wingnut Smack Down: American Play Monopoly; Russians Play Chess.

Here is the Take Down from the Former Neocon:

"American hardliners are the first to say that they feel stupid next to Putin. Victor Davis Hanson wrote on August 12, of Moscow's "sheer diabolic brilliance" in Georgia, while Colonel Ralph Peters, a columnist and television commentator, marveled on August 14, "The Russians are alcohol-sodden barbarians, but now and then they vomit up a genius ... the empire of the czars hasn't produced such a frightening genius since [Joseph] Stalin." The superlatives recall an old observation about why the plots of American comic books need clever super-villains and stupid super-heroes to even the playing field. Evidently the same thing applies to superpowers.

The fact is that all Russian politicians are clever. The stupid ones are all dead. By contrast, America in its complacency promotes dullards. A deadly miscommunication arises from this asymmetry. The Russians cannot believe that the Americans are as stupid as they look, and conclude that Washington wants to destroy them."

Now the use of the terms “Victor Davis Hanson,” “Dullard” and “Stupid” in the same couple of paragraphs aside, this article is worth a read. At the core, but while batting aside Neoconservative alarmism, the article presents Russian geopolitical through a demographical perspective. Mainly that the challenge for Russia is a severely declining “Russian” population reaching a nadir in the second half of the century. So much so, as has been previously reported, programs are underway in Russia to recruit ethnic Russians left on the outside of the current Russian borders after to the fall of the Soviet Empire to move to present day Russia as well as the establishment of incentives for Russians to produce large families. These challenges are all that more ironically highlighted by the Google Ads for Russian Mail Order Brides being hosted on same the Webpage with the article.

The author goes on to predict that there will be coming geopolitical showdowns over areas with Large Ethnic (my term not his) Russian populations outside of the Current border of Russia. Other Geopolitical Challenges from Russia ’s perspective are noted as well as an observation that by labeling Russia as the new Nazi challenge over the Russo-Georgia affair, these same Neoconservatives are increasing the possibility of the rise of a Nuclear Armed Iran to the detriment of Israel. Ironic huh. Endangering Israel by intellectual recklessness, that is to say.

So in other words…..(some) Neocons Iz Stooooopid.

But are they all as stupid as the aforementioned Messieurs VDH and Peters. Are they just intellectually lazy, viewing the entire world through a protective ideology that leads them far a field at times into the world of wingnuttery? Certainly this is the answer for many. Or are some of crazy, but like a fox. Sometimes a neoconservative argument can break down into wingnuttery and is just plain batty. But sometimes the argument is designed to lead you far a stray.

I’ll be posting on this topic in the future.

Ed. Note: Spengler may not consider himself to be a Neocon but he was an ally and supporter of the Preventative War Theories advocated by our current crop of American Neocons before the Iraq War. So I’ve merely labeled him as a former Neocon.

I got SCREWED, so to speak

Headline of the Day: Affair With Former Client's Wife Costs Attorney $1.5 Million. And the take away quote from the lawyer:

“I knew I was going to get screwed,"
I guess you could say it that way.

Bush Rebuked Again

Bush league rule to handcuff air pollution prevention measures rebuked.

Pretty much true to form, Bush Administration attempts put in place Clean Air Act measures, which actually make it more difficult to regulate harmful emissions, were found by a Federal Judge to Violate The Clean Air Act.

You can’t make this up. After 8 years of backtracking around federal environmental laws and using the Clean Air Act to make Air Pollution EASIER, it is hard to see how the Nation would prefer 8 more years of the status quo.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Fearful but Grateful

Put on your tinfoil hats boys, we are going to War! There is a New Axis of Evil in town and it runs between Moscow and Tehran. Check out what our friends on the right would like you to believe is in store:

"The Islamic Republic (of Iran) may believe the atomic bomb makes it untouchable, and step up its support for terrorists -- or even launch direct (conventional) attacks on Western and Israeli targets. The Gulf region could also be threatened. Under the security umbrella of a nuclear bomb -- and borrowing a page from Moscow's book in Georgia -- Tehran could claim to come to the rescue of its Shiite brethren in its predominantly Sunni neighbor states.

The worst-case scenario of course remains that the Islamists may use the doomsday device to fulfill an apocalyptic vision of Shiite Islam.
"

So for those not up to speed here. Let me provide a brief rundown of the potential existential threats that have been presented to us over the last 8 years.

  • The sky is falling because the Chinese are trying to take over the world and they have our spy plane.
  • Check that, the Islamist-Terrorists are one step away from taking over the world.
  • Check that, it is the Axis of Evil that is gonna get us if we don’t get them first.
  • No wait a minute, it is Ahmadinejad that is gonna fulfill an apocalyptic vision and destroy the world if he does not take it over first in an alliance with Islamists.
  • Wrong again, it’s the Russians who are the new Nazis not the Iranians.
  • Wait, The Russians are the new Nazis and the Iranians are the old-new Nazis and they have formed a new Axis of Evil that will be public enemy number one until they stop being public enemy number one and are replaced by the Chinese again or maybe the Argentines or somebody else.

Got that? There is always somebody to fear. And the Administration's strategy and that of their neocon handlers requires you to be Fearful but Grateful that the grown ups are in charge protecting you from dangers real and imagined.

So when you read one of these articles by someone who runs with the pack Neocons, remember the purpose of these Articles are not to inform you but to manipulate you through the use of fear and disinformation.

Now do Russia and Iran pursue their own geopolitical goals and objectives? Ya, Man, of course they do. And should we engage these countries by using carrots, sticks, alliances, international treaties and organizations? Sure. But let's get real about this and stop trying to manipulate the public at every turn.

Thought I'd draw the curtain back on this one and let you see who is behind the curtain, the levers they are pulling and what they are trying to achieve. And that is for you to be Fearful but Grateful.

One More Step Toward Equality

Another step forward in the recognition for equal rights for same sex couples.

A California court has unanimously ruled that doctors are not permitted to use religious objections to homosexuality as a basis to deny treatment to patients. The case, involving a complicated fact pattern, arose when a lesbian couple sought treatment for intrauterine insemination for the purpose of conceiving a child. When a doctor objected to perform the requisite procedure upon religious grounds related to the sexual orientation of the couple, relief was sought through the courts. The Court, on appeal, sided with the patients ruling that, while factors may be relied upon to deny treatment in some instances, sexual orientation was not an acceptable factor to base the denial upon.

So granted, this is California and this is just an incremental step toward equal rights. But realize that there are going to be hundreds if not thousands of these small steps to take along this path toward equality. And also expect alotta grumbling and it to take alotta years to walk down this path.

Saakashvili and Warren

W..T..F...

Why is George Bush protege' and successor in interest for the designation of the "Captain Incompetence" title and the First Annual Feith Award, Mikheil Saakashvilli, phoning Megachurch Evangelist and Pop Culture Book Author, Rick Warren prior to the presidential interviews last Friday?

Shouldn't dimwit be on the phone to Wolfie, Fieth, Schueneman, or Cambone instead? These type of dudes know everything, so his time would be better spent consulting with these guys.

Freedom is on the March?

If John McCain intends to march into "Freedom's Frontier" will he call for a draft to enlist the forces to do such? Will he go into places like Orange County and Saddleback Church and ask the adherents to send their children to him? He'll need the manpower.

You cannot make one proclamation without raising the troops to do the other and still maintain your credibility, can you?

So whaddaya gonna do about this Major Problem. If McCain is serious he needs to address the shortage of officers in the Army in a concrete detailed manner. If he is not serious about a bold foreign policy, he’ll stay silent or speak in platitudes. Either way we'll know if he is serious.

Long Live the new Enemy!

Al Qaeda in Iraq is Dead or near death.

I know this is terrible news that has been resisted and denied for sometime now by the propeller hat crowd. But fear not Wingnuts, you no longer need to go to the zoo to get a look at a Bear. There is a Bear in the Woods now. The Bear is hungry and may fight if provoked. And the Bear is looking at you.

What was old, is now new again. Thank God for an awesome new-old Enemy. And just in TIME, TOO!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Who gets to play Gilligan?

Now this’d be real kewl Man. An NRO Cruise with all your faves.

Can you picture one of those krazy kids trying to hi-jack the cruise and take the boat to Georgia?

win PLACE or show

K-Lo our perennial nominee for the Stupid is Stupid Does Award, passes on this link to a Noonan article where Nooner bemoans her inability to “place” just where Obama is from within the CONTINENTAL United States. You see, if you can’t place him like an X on a Map, you can’t get a sense of his values.

What makes this all the more stupid is that she fell hook, line and sinker for a Connecticut Yankee posing as a Cowboy, with a fake Texas Accent and a Fear of Horses, named George W Bush. Talk about stupid.

Could it be any more clear that Nooner is having trouble coming up with legitimate criticism, so she’s gotta manufacture This Place nonsense. Maybe the real “Place” in this criticism is that Obama does not know his “Place.” Maybe that is the motivation you can PLACE behind this Stupid Article.

And while we are at it, lest nobody forget, remember this gem from Noonan where she ponders the divinity behind the actions of George Bush. Yep George Bush acts and you get a sense of God’s will. Thanks Nooner! Granted Noonan has since called out Noonan for writing such nonsense, but you get the point. And that is you can’t PLACE much VALUE in what Nooner emotes onto the pages of the WSJ anymore.

New Neocons Needed

This Russo-Georgian conflict has led me to the sad conclusion that we need some better Neocons. They should know their history better. Have they forgotten these Words of Wisdom:

Sometimes a show of force by one side can really clarify things.…. GWB.

I wonder if things have been clarified a little for our Neocon friends like McCain, Scheunemann, Kagan, the staff of the Weekly Standard and the rest? I suspect not, however. What they need to do is to re-read their GWB and get up to speed. Apparently Putin is ahead of them.

World War 18 or Whatever

Here is another reason for McCain and his friends to Love Georgia and the oh so cool renewed Cold War... Saakashvilli is a heroic supply-sider and a champion of the FLAT TAX.

Neocons have a habit of labeling foreign policy issues as World Wars. The Cold War was world war 3, Al Qaeda was World War 4, and the showdown with Iran could be World War 5, etc. Hugo Chavez could be in there somewhere and the beat goes on.

Russia has gotts to be the new Weinmar Republic does it not? But I thought Putin was the Kaiser and Amadinejad was adolf. I guess that was so last month.


So what World War are we up to now?

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Appeasing Evildoers and the Evil things they do

The The Wing Nut Daily is reporting that Bush has agreed to Surrender to APPEASE Mommar Khadaffi. The United States is to provide Payments and immunity from terror lawsuits to Libya due to missile strikes ordered by St. Ronald of Reagan back in the glorious 80s.

What is this world coming too? Bush rebuking Reagan and emboldening terrorists by surrendering to their demands? And you know that the story is true because it is being confirmed by the French who know a thing or three about surrender.

Bush has talked quite a bit about tort reform, I guess we know now what he meant. I knew he sided with the insurance companies on tort reform and against injured consumers, but who thought he'd go this far?

It is a sad day for the Us versus Them crowd.

UPDATE: I guess the world may be a little more complicated than the Good vs Evil crowd would like you to believe.

More of the Same is better than Whining

Mortgage-Market Trouble Reaches Big Credit Unions

Credit unions in general are among the most conservatively run financial institutions in the U.S. That some are showing strains indicates that almost no financial sector is immune from the mortgage meltdown that has caused widespread carnage among commercial banks and on Wall Street. Financial-services firms have already taken write-downs of more than $300 billion in connection with the mortgage mess.

"We're not much different from any financial institution," says Michael Kinne, chief financial officer of Constitution Corporate in Wallingford , Conn. "Nobody is insulated from this. It seems like every time you turn around, somebody else is taking a billion-dollar write-down."

So far this year, nine regular credit unions have failed, including at least two due to mortgage-related problems. Seven failed in 2007.

These Credit Union Types are such wimps. These are just the type of LOSERS that Economic Policy Guru and John McCain Adviser, Phil Gramm was warning everyone about.

Now we Know. Thanks Phil.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Wearing Down The Bear

Go read the Comment thread at LGF on How to Wear Down a Bear or the military options for Georgia.

So far the winning suggestions are (1) wait for a Chinese attack on Russia now that the Bear is preoccupied and (2) Somehow get the Iranians to send all their IED's to Georgia instead of Iraq.

My idea is to Charter a Hugh Hewitt Cruise, load the boat full of wingnuts and copies of the movie Red Dawn and send the boat to Georgia. This is sure to achieve the desired result.

More here.

Blaming the Victim or Blaming Stupid

Blaming the Victim or Blaming Stupid? Matthew Continetti has a piece in the Weekly Standard casting blame for the Russo-Georgia conflict squarely on Russia. Continetti is not your average wingnut, he is quite clever. So clever, in fact, that he may no qualify as a wingnut. Of course if true, this would put his job in jeopardy, so don't tell any one. Back to the article. While blaming the bully for being a bully, Continetti seems to realize the weakness in his argument. That is Georgia poked the Hungry Bear with a sharp Stick and initiated the Military action. And he seems to realize this:
"Whatever the precise sequence of events, however, nothing Saakashvili did provided a reason for Putin to invade Georgia proper; or to bomb Georgian targets in the days after the initial ceasefire; or to charge Saakashvili with crimes against humanity; or to attempt regime change in a democracy that abides by international norms and seeks integration in the liberal international order. Nothing."
Nothing? Well we do sympathize with Georgia. But here is something. Georgia initiated an attack against a far stronger Nation. Period. And it was a very Stupid thing to do, mind you. How much Stronger is Russia, (via Balloon Juice):
Russia’s military budget is equivalent to about $40 billion this year, compared to Georgia’s $997 million. Russia has 1.1 million soldiers, Georgia has 37,000. The Russian armed forces have about 6,000 tanks and some 1,700 combat aircraft. Georgia has 230 tanks and 12 combat aircraft.
And with all of the outrage at the fate of Plucky little Georgia, surely our Neo-con friends now realize that the Doctrine of Pre-emption cuts both ways. Poke the Bear (and kill Russians), and according to the Law of the Jungle, it has an excuse to maul you. It is a bear after all and it is in its nature to do such.

You would think that
a man armed only with a sharp stick would chose not to hunt the bear, in so much as the alternative, laying low and hoping the Bear does not attack, is far less risky than hunting the Bear Armed only with a Sharp Stick. All Neocons know this rule. I'm sure Continetti does as well.

UPDATE: Aw Shit. I fell for the Bullshit. I just realized the "plucky little Georgia" line is a World War One reference. Wingnuts are always viewing today's issues through the prism of past world wars. If the year is not 1938 it is gonna be 1914. Gotta keep watching these guys.

Stay the Course

Stay the Course
He's Probably got the hang of it by now. So give'em another chance. And with the Supreme Court and the good Lord on his side, why not give it a try. Write in Bush.