Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Top 25 Conservative Movies of all Time?

The crazy kids over at The Corner are counting down the top 25 conservative movies of the last 25 years (not of all time).

This endeavor is sure yield as as much fun as mocking that followed the National Review's  Top 50 Conservative Rocks Songs of all time. Hint Dueling banjos may or may not be on the list 
of awesome coservative rock songs.  

Back to the Top Conservative Movies skipping ahead to Number 24, we find Team America World Police. 

Not bad choice here. Terrorist piloting fighter jets seated on milk crates are definitely bad.   Must have been the puppet sex scenes that put this film into the top 25.  On second thought those puppets were not married and should have been practicing abstinence only, so it must be on the list for the terrorists and that Kim Jong-Il bastard.

So far the Countdown is up to Number 16 , Master and Commander: Far Side of the World.

This film makes it on to the list (I Kid You Not) due to a Nostalgic yearning back to the golden year of our lord 1805 for a:
"society in which stability is underwritten by custom and every man knows his duty and his place"
Gotta love them Tories.  

But wait a minute, wasn't the Ship's Doctor's number one professional goal to go on a pre-darwinist natural selection style romp on the Galapagos Islands? I think it was. Oh, well it is Darwin's 200 Birthday this year so we should let this slide.

Of course Birth of a Nation is not eligible for the list (thus maybe the 25 year cut off?), so who knows what flick will come in as the Number 1 Conservative Movie.

Tune in tomorrow.

UPDATE: Whoa Baby.  Clocking in at Number 14 , is RED DAWN!  Wolverines Baby! Why only 14? And Braveheart at Number 13.  According to the Corner, Liberals have never forgiven Gibson for this making this movie.  This is incorrect. Braveheart was good.  Bird on a Wire sucked.

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