This endeavor is sure yield as as much fun as mocking that followed the National Review's Top 50 Conservative Rocks Songs of all time. Hint Dueling banjos may or may not be on the list
of awesome coservative rock songs.
Not bad choice here. Terrorist piloting fighter jets seated on milk crates are definitely bad. Must have been the puppet sex scenes that put this film into the top 25. On second thought those puppets were not married and should have been practicing abstinence only, so it must be on the list for the terrorists and that Kim Jong-Il bastard.
This film makes it on to the list (I Kid You Not) due to a Nostalgic yearning back to the golden year of our lord 1805 for a:
"society in which stability is underwritten by custom and every man knows his duty and his place"
Gotta love them Tories.
But wait a minute, wasn't the Ship's Doctor's number one professional goal to go on a pre-darwinist natural selection style romp on the Galapagos Islands? I think it was. Oh, well it is Darwin's 200 Birthday this year so we should let this slide.
Of course Birth of a Nation is not eligible for the list (thus maybe the 25 year cut off?), so who knows what flick will come in as the Number 1 Conservative Movie.
Tune in tomorrow.

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