How to Talk to Teabaggers, Wingnuts and other Assorted Crazies

Topic:

The construction of a new Mosque in your neighborhood.

Setting:

The locals are all riled up about "the terrorizers" living in their midst and the opening of a new Mosque. They are protesting. They have signs. Many words on the signs are probably misspelled. And they are Angy. A mob has formed.

Conundrum:

What do you do to change the local yokels hearts so they will allow their neighbors to practice their faith unmolested by an unwashed hateful mob?

Solution:

Why tell them it is unchristian to protest the construction of a new Mosque. For example:

“How are we going to convert one single Muslim, if you think that’s what your job is to do, convert Muslims, then how are you going to do that if you drive them out of the county and make them hate you also?”

Clever.

Hear that Baggers? You can't convert them if you drive them from our shores after filling their hearts with resentment and hate. If any acts of Terror occur then it will be your fault.