Who else is involved in the GLOBAL global warming conspiracy?

Earlier I added “Ice Patch Archaeologists“ to the list of occupations playing a part in advancing the global global warming conspiracy. Admittedly they are just bit players.However, they are actors in the global conspiracy and deserve listing nonetheless.

Here are some more prominent groups dedicated to fooling people into believing in the greatest hoax known to mankind.

Farmers. Farmers are inherently untrustworthy due to their dependence on government subsidies for the crops. They were one of the first groups to sell out to the Conspiracy no doubt with inducement from One-World Government Activists. Farmers aid the global conspiracy by growing certain crops further north than they should be growing them.

Climate Scientists. Well, Duh.Obviously, this group of liberals is on the list. Climate Science is dominated by 50 to 100 Uber-Scientists who are the only ones who really understand climate science. These Uber-scientists indoctrinate lesser Climate Scientists with a phony ideology, who then unknowingly indoctrinate the rest of us. (Hat tip to Joe Barton on this discovery. One really can’t make this stuff up).

Bedouins. These Nomadic people claim environmental conditions are leading to a shrinking landscape suitable for their traditional way of life. But think about it. Isn’t it more likely that many Bedouins have been paid off by Liberal Scientists or One-World Government types to make this assertion. I’d trade a camel for a flat screen TV and an air conditioned Condo. Wouldn’t you?

One-World Government Activists. All good right wingers know that Global Warming Legislation is just one step toward global socialism and blue-helmeted United Nations Troops Stationed along the Border. These One-World Government activists team with liberal scientists to promote this objective.

Liberal Scientists. Liberal Scientists research topics such as wild life habit and declining populations of certain species of fauna. Not surprisingly these Scientists jump to the conclusion that animals such as Lizards are declining worldwide at alarming rates due to increased averaged global temperatures. These Scientists never consider the possibility that these animals are merely hiding from them because they, understandably, may not like liberal scientists.

Polar Bears. See Below.

Two Climate Activists on Ice Flow. One Activist appears to be concealing a Blow Torch. Bastard.

Obviously there are more on the list. And the list grows everyday.