Thursday, July 29, 2010

Yellow ALERT - WINGNUTTERY WARNING DOWNGRADED – Yellow ALERT

Cameron-Gate – DAY 2

The Wingnuttery Red ALERT concerning Cameron-gate has been downgraded to code YELLOW. Look for a reduction in Wingnuttery to fall just below gale-force Shrillarity.

This Cameron-gate Wingnuttery ALERT has been downgraded to Code Yellow due to decreasing quality of Wingnuttery. Simply put, no prominent Neo-conservative has compared the British Government to “Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys” or something similar within the last 24 hours. Comrade Instapundit has called Prime Minister Cameron an Idiot however anyone can do this. Comrade Instapundit should be embarrassed by his lack of effort. These developments have allowed us to downgrade this Alert.

Stay watchful, however. The risk Shrillarity remains high. For example, a Prominent Neocon is now warning that the Turkish Government may (in the future) provide US Military Secrets to Iran. The truth is, we are warned, we simply don’t know if they will do it or not do it. Who can tell?

That is correct. He is pulling the old "we don’t know what we don’t know ruse." This is low quality wingnuttery. It is still Shrill, but not Red Alert Quality.

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