Monday, December 20, 2010

Life Inside the Bubble – The Liberals Killed Jesus?

I seem to remember some other group getting the blame for this. But now we are informed that it was a “liberal court” that done him in:

For three years He was unemployed, and never collected an unemployment check. Nevertheless, he completed all the work He needed to get done. He didn’t travel by private jet. He walked and sailed, and sometimes traveled on a donkey.

But they made Him walk when He was arrested and taken to jail, and no, He was not read any Miranda Rights. He was arrested for just being who He was and doing nothing wrong. And when they tried Him in court, He never said a mumbling word.

He didn’t have a lawyer, nor did He care about who judged Him.

His judge was a higher power.

The liberal court found Him guilty of false offences and sentenced Him to death, all because He changed the hearts and minds of men with an army of 12.

His death reset the clock of time.

Never before and not since has there ever been such a perfect conservative.

Via RedState contributor and Infotainer Herman Cain

Personally I suspect it was one of those damned Judicial Activists that did it, but what can you say?

Now, unlike Mr. Cain, I can’t speak for Jesus, but I am pretty sure the Sermon on the Mount never addressed the immorality of the double taxation of dividends, or the DEATH Tax, or of making affordable insurance available for the working poor. It may be in the Bible somewhere (perhaps in the back of the book), but I haven’t found it.

I am filing this post under Cultural Anthropology because I can't really add anything else.

Herman Cain, by the way, currently enjoys a narrow lead over Sarah Palin in the latest RedState Presidential Poll. Make sure you go vote for you favorite.

16 comments:

  1. Progressives seem to constantly forget the parable that Jesus taught:

    It is easier for a camel to fit thru the eye of a needle than for a poor man to go to heaven.

    ...Selected readings from the Prosperity Gospel

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  2. Gee, I seem to remember the priests of the temple (church leaders as well as high ranking members of society) and the political leaders being the ones threatened by jesus and then feeling the need to execute him because he was a threat to their political and religious establishment. Jesus seemed to say things like how the poor were more important to god instead of the rich.
    In other words, Jesus threatened the political power structure and once he did that, then it was determined he had to be executed and made an example of so that those who followed didn't get all "uppity" and carry on, even when he was done.

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  3. Everyone know it was the Judicial Activists that done him in.

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  4. These are evil human beings hijacking Christianity with their agenda of greed, vanity, and willful ignorance.

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  5. Jesus brought change and progress. It was the conservative Roman politicians and conserveative Jewish holy men of the time that resisted change and had him killed for his progressive values of collectivism, equality, poverty, charity, and a personal relationship with the divine not handed down by creepy holy men.

    Jesus Christ was the ultimate progressive, also not likely real.

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  6. As I have been saying for years, the Christopaths are doing publicly what they have been doing on the anti-gay front for years. When public polls showed that the general public was more likely to side with GLTB in cases of public abuse from the Right, suddenly the sprinkled their Magic Spin Doctor Pixie Dust and they were suddenly the victims. This is when the notion that the Christopaths are an assaulted an beleaguered minority became burned into the public talking points.

    This is pure projection. The Right masses know that there is "someone" being a mean, petty, hateful, spiteful, destructive, etc. It can't be them, because they have Jeezuz in their hearts. Therefore, all the mean horrible things they are vaguely aware of reading and hearing must be from Libruz, who don't have Jeezuz in their hearts!

    It's simply a way to behave like a rabid, hateful, violent, sub-human primate, but then absolve yourself of any responsibility or guilt while saddling that burden on someone else.

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  7. FUCKING LIBTARDS ARE FILLED WITH HATE!!!!!!

    HATE!!!!!! HATE!!!!!! HATE!!!!!!

    AMERICA-HATE, AMERICA’S-GREATEST-PRESIDENT-GEORGE-W-BUSH-HATE, ULSTER-HATE, ENGLISH-LANGUAGE-HATE, CHENEY-HATE, FLAG-HATE, TROOPS-HATE, SARAH-PALIN-HATE, JOE-THE-PLUMBER-HATE, DEBORAH-ANOINTING-HATE, ALASKA-HATE, VALUES-HATE, RUDY-GIULIANI-HATE, ROBERT-NOVAK-HATE, JOHN-HAGEE-HATE, MICHELLE-BACHMAN-HATE, RUMSFELD-HATE, CONDOLEEZZA-HATE, PATRIOT-ACT-HATE, MCCAIN-HATE, FREEDOM-AGENDA-HATE, GOP-HATE, FAIR-AND-BALANCED-REPORTING-HATE, FOX-NEWS-HATE, COULTER-HATE, GLENN-BECK-HATE, NELSON-MCCAUSLAND-HATE, BASEBALL-HATE, JOYCE-MEYER-MINISTRIES-HATE, RUSH-LIMBAUGH-HATE, ORLY-TAITZ-HATE, TED-NUGENT-HATE, MALKIN-HATE, PERSONAL-RESPONSIBILITY-HATE, LIBERTY-BELL-HATE, FAITH-HATE, JOHN-GIBSON-HATE, TEABAG-PARTY-HATE, HETEROSEXUAL-MARRIAGE-HATE, O’REILLY-HATE, HANNITY-HATE, HAL-LINDSAY-HATE, TRUTH-HATE, FACTS-HATE, FAMILY-VALUES-HATE, R.W.SCHAMBACH-HATE, ISRAEL-HATE, TROOPS-HATE, KJV-HATE, WILLIAM-KRISTOL-HATE, REFORMATION-HATE AND HUMANITY-HATE!!!!!!!!!!

    THEY ARE SO FILLED WITH HATE THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN THINK!!!!!

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  8. Take your meds Ralph. Meanwhile I'll say a prayer for you.

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  9. i have to wonder if these deluded religious wing nuts realize that if SOMEONE had not crucified jesus, not one of their miserable butts would be saved. according to the mythology, their god hates his creations, can't stand the sight of them and can only tolerate them if his dead son's blood covers them so they can't be recognized. if jesus had not died on the cross, god would not let them in. so, who is the hero of this story?

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  10. Since Ralph hates (and shouts at) liberals, doesn't that make him the biggest hater of them all? Since Ralph hates the (so-called) haters, I mean?

    Poor Ralph. I still love you.

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  11. Actually, I think Ralph is great performance art and I can't wait until his next performance..Though, as a bit of creative advice, I think he should have set his jock strap on fire for a more poignant, emotive and ultimately meaningful experience.

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  12. Lol @ BASEBALL - HATE. I think you forgot PLUTO - HATE, MINCEMEAT - PIE - HATE, PENALTY - SHOTS - IN - HOCKEY - HATE, BRUSSELS - SPROUTS - HATE, CHEAP - BIC - PENS - HATE, SHOELACES - THAT - WON'T - STAY - HATE, and several others.

    Thanks for the morning laugh.

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  13. I was hatin' so hard that I couldn't spit out the last word of my SHOELACES - THAT - WON'T - STAY - TIED - HATE.

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  14. And then there's the haters who hate people who hate haters... and those that hate them back.

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  15. There is a very good chance that Ralph is the stupidest person that has ever lived.

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