"Yesterday, Newt Gingrich released a statement promising he would not cheat on his wife. Even better, he said he wouldn't cheat on his next wife either or the one after that."
- Conan O'Brien
I've believe Newt has apologized, repented and changed religions so he's in the clear for his past behavior. However, he may run out of religions to covert to if he keeps burning through wives.
He converted to the wrong religion. I think Catholics are idol worshiping cultists.
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