The GOTP base tends to fall for just about anything bright and shiny. The Foxnews tells them that Torture is now cool and they reverse course 180 degrees and fall for it. The same with starting a war in Iraq. The Foxnews tells them that George W Bush is awesome and they fall for it. Same thing with Sister Sarah. The Foxnews tells them that the Tea Party Movement is a sincere grassroots movement focused on limited government and low taxes and they fall for this too.
Now it is Willard Milton Romney's turn as the bright and shiny object. So what will the Base fall for next? Maybe this possible forthcoming Romney speech to the unwashed masses:
I am now speaking to the base of our party, to the 60 percent who believe that God created this fine universe, and humanity in its present form, at some point in the last 10,000 years. Let me make one thing absolutely clear to you: I believe what you believe. Your God is my God. I believe that Jesus Christ was the Messiah and the Son of God, crucified for our sins, and resurrected for our salvation. And I believe that He will return to earth to judge the living and the dead.
But my Church offers a further revelation: We believe that when Jesus Christ returns to earth, He will return, not to Jerusalem, or to Baghdad, but to this great nation—and His first stop will be Jackson County, Missouri. The LDS Church teaches that the Garden of Eden itself was in Missouri! Friends, it is a marvelous vision. Some Christians profess not to like this teaching. But I ask you, where would you rather the Garden of Eden be, in the great state of Missouri or in some hellhole in the Middle East?
Who knows, they might buy it.
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