Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Operation Batshit in Peril

A New GOP Poll spells lurking doom for Willard:

1. Newt Gingrich 35%

2. Mitt Romney 28%

3. Rick Santorum 16%

4. Ron Paul 10%

This is a 10% bump for the disgraced ex-Speaker since last week. Even more ominous for Romney is that GOTP primary voters believe that Newt is more likely to beat Obama in the General Election.

Clearly Karl Rove and the rest of the Conservagensia need to roll out the big guns now. The Crazy Vote is starting to coalesce around Newt. You got to keep 'em separated, instead. Sure bashing the disgraced Ex-Speaker with mean attack ads is a good idea. But I'd use Karl time honored approach at hitting his opponent where he strength is perceived to be. Since Gingrich represents what a dumb fella' thinks a smart fella' looks like, I'd hit him there. Start by mocking Newt as phony using Newt's own words. Newt wants to build a Giant Space Mirror to fight global warming (which is fake, btw), no doubt run by a vast United Nation's Bureaucracy. It is True! He proposed this. Or how about the fact that Newt wants to be the first Man to Land on the Sun - probably true but unconfirmed. Run all sorts of ads with a mocking tone belittling Gingrich. Then you'd need to build up Santorum some to steal away just enough of his voters so that Willard can weasel his way to victory.


Now if you do all of this and it still doesn't work, perhaps a dirty trick might be the ticket. If Willard cannot make headway, Karl Rove and his Operation Batshit could leak out a phony medical report showing the Newt's Third Wife has Cancer. This would cause a chain reaction when Newt files for divorce. It would be bad PR for him and sink him even lower with women voters. Eventually, Newt will find out the fake report was a dirty trick, but the damage will be done. You got to think out of the box here.

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He's Probably got the hang of it by now. So give'em another chance. And with the Supreme Court and the good Lord on his side, why not give it a try. Write in Bush.