This Feels So Good - it just has to be True

The Lamestream Media Reports this apocryphal tale from the 1990s about Bob Dole and Newt:

"Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly explained: "Because it saves them time."

Labeling Dole as the Tax Collector for the welfare state probably didn't endear Newt to Dole. This sounds true enough to me.