Sponge Dob: Santorum is the ONE

Let's hear give a shout out to Anti-Sponge Bob Square Pants Activist James Dobson as he does his bit to slow the Mittmentum down.

Next up is Colorado, where Santorum is campaigning hard while trying to scramble a traditional campaign.

That means a strategy shift toward sharp attacks in the hopes of wounding his rivals. He’s shuttling between the upcoming states, hoping the criticism proves to shake the ground.

Looking to shore up his own standing here, he scheduled an evening discussion in Colorado Springs with a surprise guest, conservative leader James Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family.

“This could be the place where it turns around,” Dobson said at an evening rally, trying to motivate followers of his conservative group to join Santorum’s coalition.

“I have great concern about the other individuals in this race. … It would appear to me that Mitt Romney is not a conservative. And Newt Gingrich, I don’t know what he is,” Dobson said.

Someone shouted from the back of the room: “Swinger.”

“You are the only true conservative in the race,” Dobson said.

Hey- getting Sponge Dob's blessing is a good thing, but little Ricky also picked up Anti-Immigrant Jihadist Tom Tancredo, who may or may not be able to trace his ancestry back to the Mayflower. Now if Santorum could just pick up the endorsement of Tea Party Visionary and former GOTP Colorado Governor Candidate Dan Maes. Santorum has two of the three legs of the stool forming the GOTP right. He's got the fundamentalists and anti-immigrant crowd. All he needs now to complete the third leg of the stool is the militia kooks who think the United Nation's is trying to take over Denver via a bicycle sharing plot.

Looks like Operation Batshit may be in trouble again. Let's see what Santorum can do today with Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri going on today. One can always hope.