BREAKING: Mitt Romney Hates America

Straight to the Point: it is all about Sarah.

…. a jolt of Palin at Romney’s convention seems most unlikely. The Romney campaign prides itself on a slavish adherence to script, and Palin cannot be trusted to avoid the impulse to go rogue. That is why, perhaps, the Romney campaign has not asked Palin to speak at the convention nor contacted her about even attending the party’s marquee event in Tampa. Queries to the Romney camp about any possible Palin role at the convention meet with a stony silence. Palin does not seem surprised. “What can I say?” she responded in an email from Alaska, when asked by Newsweek about the convention, just before heading to Michigan to deliver an Obama-thumping speech. “I’m sure I’m not the only one accepting consequences for calling out both sides of the aisle for spending too much money, putting us on the road to bankruptcy, and engaging in crony capitalism.”

“In accepting those consequences,” she added, “one must remember this isn’t Sadie Hawkins and you don’t invite yourself and a date to the Big Dance.”

Sarah Palin likely uses yellow mustard, not the French stuff like Dijon that Romney prefers.  He probably had a lot of it in France…..where he spent the Vietnam War.  The internets also tell me Romney's favorite place to spend the Fourth of July was in Canada for much of his life.  While I cannot prove it, I imagine that Sarah likely blows shit up on the Fourth of July - in AMERICA!  And like most freedom loving folk, I doubt she'd  be caught dead in Canada on that day. Willard on the other hand......

Likewise when Sarah heads to sea, it is to catch Salmon with her bare hands to feed her family.  When Willard takes to the waves it is to go tooling around on one of his Yachts with associates from the Club.

This is why Willard does not want Salt of the Earth Sarah at the GOTP convention. It is not because he disdains Sarah and her ilk….well yes it is in part, but mostly it's because Sarah will remind all the Real Americans why 75% of them voted for someone other than Willard Mitt Romney in the GOTP primary.

That is the real reason. That and the fact that Romney may be intimidated by strong women.